Frivolous government spending

Oh FFS!

Wait, lasers became viable?

When did this happen?



Edit: Nevermind, the world makes sense again.

Thanks for the update

"Also, how 'bout that sexting fail she [Hayley Williams] made."
"wait what"
"Yeah... she accidentally sent a topless pick [sic] to her Twitter account instead of her boyfriend."
"oh hayley you're such a ditz"
"I only saw a censored pic of it. I didn't care to continue looking."

Right.



Not actually.

Why does Paramore need 2 guitarists?

Why does Slipknot need 3 drummers?

I'm just going to post stuff with Hayley Williams now

Because I'm bored. Also because she's a cutie.


Totally the cutest wink at 0:34.



If she were a Pokemon, she'd be a torchic. Or a vulpix because she's foxy.


Airplanes on loop just for you, Jesse. B.o.B reminds me of Lupe Fiasco; I feel I have listened to enough hip-hop to make this judgment, or I could be full of crap. Whatever.



D.F.C.



She's passable as a sexy librarian right?



"...and here, lots to talk about in my kitchen because it's the one room where I really excel!"

Okay, I admit it

Megan Fox is pretty hot in this picture.


I still think she's a dumb bitch though.

Best thing out of Korea since Korean Popstar Rain

I really want to know if this got made because I would watch it so hard.

Revolutions

I don't like things spinning faster than they need to.

I grow edgy when my computer fan starts spinning up past 1.8krpm (which is about its idle speed), especially when I'm not doing anything intensive.

Another thing is that the road to where I live is rather hilly and its speed limit is 80. My car needs to gear down on the climb and I can see my engine rev up to 4krpm just to maintain the speed. The engine redlines at 7krpm (the indicator says so anyways, it's probably good up to 9k in reality), so it shouldn't bother me; especially since the car's an automatic. But it does.

Tune in next time for an exciting post about things that no one else cares about.

Uncomfortable

There's a friend of mine who I've known for quite a while.

We used to be close, not really anymore; but that's not the point.

I've known his sister since she was 10, and now she's like 17 or something.

It's really weird for me when I hear about people that I know and are at my age take interest in her.

I guess it's not inappropriate or anything now, but I still have this impression of her as a little girl and it totally throws me off.

Hey there Windows

Trying to calibrate a secondary monitor with you around is retarded.

I'm going to softproof exclusively on OS X.

Kthnxbye.

Sandra Bullock is excellent

Incidentally, she won an Academy Award for Best Actress the next day.

FFS

Stop!

"When is this eroge released?"

"There's no point in Mizuki Nana doing character songs, because she just sounds like herself"



"Yo, is Aya Hirano taller than her? How short is she?"
"She's like 153cm"
"She's like Vanessa's height"
"That's"
"Short"
...
"Oh wait, I calculated wrong, she's like Meng's height"
"That's"
"Short"

Introspection

Sometimes I draw things such that I find the result more appealing than the reference source.

On one hand, if the goal was replication, then the instrument of choice should be the camera rather than the brush.

On the other hand, who am I to bend people into images of my superficial desires? Is it fair when the result can only be unattainable in reality? Is it my selfishness manifest onto canvas, visible to all??

I'll leave that to the philosophers.

Here's a sketch.

I might be in a sexy librarian phase.

I'm so~ angry! : Mk II

I'm feeling hateful, so I'm just going to direct my rage at everything.

Red Foxes: Shut up.

Toria: Are you kidding me? Dante's Inferno is retarded. Sometimes your taste is awful. Also, I didn't snub you on Facebook. Because I don't have Facebook, really.

Democrats: Fuck this bipartisan crap and play some hardball, because you're not winning any points with teabaggers either way. Now's a good time for a climate bill, hint hint.

Republicans: You're so stupid it hurts.

Joel Plaskett: For fucks' sake! I'm tired of hearing about you! God. Fuck.

Hillary: Get a computer already. God damn it.

Joel Plaskett (cont.): I am so sick of...

Lady Gaga: I like you for your style and I hate you for the trends you've started. Seriously, Christina, what the fuck? Go back to your bleached hair, swing and burlesque; I miss you.

Quidditch: Harry Potter? Moer liek Harry Gay. Potter.

Boeing: Your proposal for the presidential helicopter will set the White House lawn on fire.

Speed Racer: Just kidding, I love Speed Racer.

Brown kids without a driver's license that stole their uncle's SUV and crashed into my highschool at 3 in the afternoon while trying to drift in the parking lot: FWD will naturally understeer, that and modern cars are designed to encourage understeer because if you throttle off in an oversteer you'll crash. L2 Drift, Tokyo. Noobs.

Joel Plaskett (pt. III): Fuck!

Donald Rumsfeld