Monday, October 16, 2006

Matt Kaiser!

Leave it to me to post about politics one day, then plagiarize viola jokes the next.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?
Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
How was the canon invented?
Two violists were trying to play the same passage together.
Was sind die drei Lagen auf der Bratsche?
Erste Lage, Notlage, und Niederlage.

What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a viola.

What's the definition of a minor second?
Two violists playing in unison.

How do you get the viola section to sound like the horn section?
Have them miss every other note. Ohhhhh, double burn!

Also, here's a painting of a double bass I did a while ago (just so there's something original in this post):

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