Tattoos

Tribal tattoos are pretty bad.

Horoscopes are pretty cliché too. I thought Finnie had 69 tattooed to his back until I realized it's a Cancer tattoo.

I hate the random Asian character tattoos¹ even more though.

God.

If I ever worked at a tattoo parlour, I'd just write random things on those people.

For instance,

我爱男人

"But what does it mean?"
"Don't worry about it, it means you have courage."²

The only thing worse would be a Zune tattoo. edit: What's worse than that? This guy.

¹ As an end note, Kaiser is adamant that his tattoo is Japanese. He doesn't realize it's completely indiscriminate when everything is written in Kanji.
² That's a lie.

edit 2: This is how you make a badass tattoo.