Canned Responses

"Where are you from?"
"Richmond Hill"
"Oh, Chinatown"

"Where are you from?"
"Markham"
"Oh, Chinatown"

"Where are you from?"
"Vancouver"
"Oh, Chinatown"

"Where are you from?"
"Scarborough"
"Oh, Chinatown"
"No, you've been out of touch, it's not Chinese anymore!"
"Oh..right, browntown"