Damn enviros...

{I told myself that I would enjoy my break to the fullest on my last day here}
{Did you enjoy it the fullest?}
{It took and hour and a half, it's the fullest break I've had yet}
{That's not what I meant, but yeah an hour and a half is pretty long}
{Not as long as Margaret}
{Margaret is unbeatable}

...

"Hey, did you guys have to go to that meeting?"
"No, why?"
"I fell asleep"

{Margaret just slept through her meeting}
{She's unbeatable}

...

*20 minutes to quitting time*

"Have a good weekend!"

{I think Margaret just left}
{Damn}
{Unbeatable}