Lost in translation

You can share my experience as I put my friend's tweets through Google Translate.

Well that sounds like something a pedophile would say, but I'm sure there's some context here.

Okay..

Oh I see, it's something Pokemon related.

Wait whut

There's always a punchline

I've come to a startling conclusion that anime characters convey emotion solely through their eyebrows.

This is the face that says good morning to you.

This is the face that will save the world by overloading it with fun.

This face says, "Help! I'm about to be violated by a cephalopod!".


Whoop whoop whoop!

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The best was rainbow bread

What now 4chan?

crobert: so apparently japan's going to banhammer lolicon
Peter: OH NO NANOHA
Peter: actually I think I can live with this decision
Peter: but I'm afraid they'll replace it with something worse
Peter: like monkey pronz or something

I get the strangest information from my feeds

"I can’t find a link, but there was an article I remember reading a few years ago about how some Japanese moms would have sex with their teenaged sons to help them focus on their schoolwork."

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Goddammit Japan, for all the mocking Texas gets, at least they weren't the ones who came up with tentacle rape.

Pot calling Kettle black...

...or is it the other way around? I can never remember.

Basically what I'm saying is, with regards to the 4chan vs Scientology spectacle (well, spectacle is an overstatement), I honestly can't decide what's worse: a group of people who've turned speculative fiction into a cash-cow religion or a bunch of guys who post loli-rape threads on image boards. Sometimes in high-resolution.

Also of note, this is my first and hopefully last post that's tagged with "loli-rape".